Omg TTC you take the worst days to hiccup and then fuck everything up
Wallowing is like, being self-absorbed in a negative way. You’re also self-absorbed in a positive way, you know?
Björk — Hyperballad
THE REACTION FACES ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
Today I told a woman I was serving coffee that I liked her lip colour… Only, after saying it I retracted- unsure if she was wearing anything on them and I asked if she was.
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Coffee and queers go together like espresso and mocha syrup. We are forever thankful for all you baristas out there doing the goddess’ work of caffeinating us day in and day out all…
She said no, so I scrambled and told her that then, well I guess I liked the colour of her lips, turned super red and hid behind the pastry case.
This week, rich and famous human Lena Dunham will begin her 12-city book tour. Several dates will feature regular people performing. They will not be paid. Let’s do the math on that…
Boo you literally are famous because of critiquing how twenty-something’s are unpaid labourers?
Don’t do this
Argyle Avenue - Ottawa, Canada