Omg TTC you take the worst days to hiccup and then fuck everything up

Wallowing is like, being self-absorbed in a negative way. You’re also self-absorbed in a positive way, you know?

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Title: Hyperballad Artist: Björk 1,571 plays

bjorkish:

Björk — Hyperballad

guy:

THE REACTION FACES ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR

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musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

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Do You Take Sugar With That: Coffee Shop Stories and Barista Crushes ›

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Do You Take Sugar With That: Coffee Shop Stories and Barista Crushes

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Coffee and queers go together like espresso and mocha syrup. We are forever thankful for all you baristas out there doing the goddess’ work of caffeinating us day in and day out all…

Today I told a woman I was serving coffee that I liked her lip colour… Only, after saying it I retracted- unsure if she was wearing anything on them and I asked if she was.

She said no, so I scrambled and told her that then, well I guess I liked the colour of her lips, turned super red and hid behind the pastry case.

Lena Dunham Does Not Pay ›

Boo you literally are famous because of critiquing how twenty-something’s are unpaid labourers?

Don’t do this

allstreets:

Argyle Avenue - Ottawa, Canada

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The takeout I just got has made up for all ills that today has bestowed upon me